Precinct 333

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Liberal Hypocrite

Well, I bet this little piece of college scum demands the protection of the First Amendment when he writes. Too bad he doesn't respect the First Amendment rights of those whose vehicles he vandalizes.

That said, perhaps some readers will understand why my friends and I rip yellow ribbon "support the troops" magnets off of cars or wherever people have affixed them. By ripping off these ribbons, we find a way to deal with our guilt, as though with each ribbon swiped we take back a life that was taken by this senseless war started by our senseless president and those who support him.

So folks around the University of Massachusetts -- this little puddle of dog vomit, Thomas Naughton, will certainly understand and be supportive if you steal and burn all copies of the Daily Collegian that his column appears in. After all, its just an act of free expression against the senseless column written by this senseless columnist. Not, of course, that I advocate such criminal activity, but hey, on what basis could he object? He's already indicated his support for lawless censorship of viewpoints with which one disagrees, and acted upon that belief.

Hey, Naughton, you broke the social contract. In a truly just world, you would have surrendered your rights.

Contact the Collegian.


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