Precinct 333

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Moron Alert!

Floyd Elliot glaimed to be the victim of a hate crime.
Floyd Elliot, 22, told police two subjects attacked him in a parking lot and tried to burn the word "FAG" into his chest and carve the same thing on his forehead.

Police initially investigated the incident as a hate crime but thought it seemed suspicious because the carving on his forehead was backwards, according to reports.

Yeah, unless he was attacked by dislexic gay-bashers, the letters "GAF" in his forehead were a dead giveaway.

By the way, note this little gem at the end of the article, which seems to contradict feminist dogma on sexual assault charges.
Detective George Parks with the Independence Police Department said officers occasionally get calls from victims who falsify reports.

"Usually when this does occur usually it's a female victim reporting a rape," Parks said.



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