Precinct 333

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Gee, but the ADL is silent about this.

In a Dirksen Senate Office Building Ceremony, surrounded by members of both the House of Representatives and US Senate, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon received a crown, declared himself to be "Humanity's Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent." How this happened is shrouded in mystery, since no one can determine what US Senator authorized the holding of the ceremony in the building.

Moon has claimed to have spoken in "the spirit world" with all deceased U.S. presidents, Jesus, Moses, Mohammed and others. At the March 23 event, he said: "The founders of five great religions and many other leaders in the spirit world, including even Communist leaders such as Marx and Lenin . . . and dictators such as Hitler and Stalin, have found strength in my teachings, mended their ways and been reborn as new persons."

Yeah. Right. Uh-huh.


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